bread pudding

yesternight, i dreamt i was pregnant. it was so surreal until i found out who the father was.

it was Ross Gellar. Yes, the Ross from FRIENDS. the exact one who got Rachel pregnant in yesternight's episode.

HahaHA. Bummer.

I should soo get a life.

albeit eating a lifetime worth of food today, i have durian breath thanks to the one i ate.satu pun boleh bau.

it's nearing. kay-el. i'm unleashing Nora.

Hi boleh kenal-kenal? Nama you siapa?
Nora.
:)
nak makan roti canai?

monologue

i am soo full alhamdulillah. and i'm happy. i believe my appetite's back,after the fever. so i shan't worry about the high-tea then. ahaks.

i love going out with budak-budak bapok tu. and we've got a new supir. bagus juga ya kamu. i love korangs walaupun korang bapok-bapok yang berdosa.akusepakkaus.

and it was pathetic coz we drove past abang-abang eligible and i hyperventilated and went crazy for a good whole 5 seconds. what a sight. very cheap tau perangai.

that just goes to show i'm running out of eyecandies. ah, that term just cracks me up. shall go guyhunting. or better still, shall get to know people.men.. eligible men. hoho.

should i give it a pass then, since you're so obviously ignoring? lebih senang kan macam gituk.

and i tend to be all talk and no action. nato nato. i'll be hated if this goes on. shall not open my mouth and suggest things, knowing i'm very pemalas to carry them out.

oh please if you think i've disappoint you, i've disappoint myself worse. such a loser.

note to self: please change. and save up. let's go Cairo.

mengambing

aku break record. tak mandi on hari raya haji. hello, have mercy. wo is demam and the water's damn cold lah. and i really wonder just how much phlegm i have. it's just sooo disgusting.

ok bye. not too late to wish all. Selamat Hari Raya Aidiladha lah yer.

p.s: must get well soonest. many plans/ promises made. nanti orang cakap i played with their hearts.

yerlah tu kambing.

ini bukan ah jing

hee hee hee.
sweet kan? macam nak nangis.so perempuan.
mama, nak kahwin ngan orang korea gong yoo ah.

aduh

my head is thROBBBInnggg...and my heart hurts. like literally hurts. damn these unhealthy junk food which I can't live without.

get well soon everybody.
be strong, my dear.
i miss aqil.
and the perempuan roller sejati jokes are funneeehhh i'm still laughing thinking about them.

:) can't wait for kay-el and sabah!

and i cannot believe i've not watched Mualaff. So biasa, all talk no action. dasar pemalas.