JUNO
You know, I've been thinking. I'm
really sorry I was such a huge bitch
to you. You didn't deserve that. You
never deserve any of the poo I unload
on you.
BLEEKER
You know it's okay.
JUNO
Also, I think I'm in love with you.
BLEEKER
What, you mean as friends?
JUNO
No, for real. I think you are the
coolest person I've ever met. And
you don't even have to try.
BLEEKER
I try really hard, actually...
JUNO
No, you're naturally smart. You always
think of the funniest things to do.
Remember when you passed me that
postcard during Spanish class, and
it was addressed like, "Junebug
MacGuff, Row 4, Third Seat From the
Blackboard"? And it said, "I'm having
fun in Barcelona -- wish you were
here"? That was hilarious.
BLEEKER
I was just bored. I only think school
is awesome like, 80% of the time.
JUNO
Plus, you're the only person who
doesn't stare at my stomach all the
fucking time. You actually look at
my face. And every time I look at
you, the baby starts kicking me super
hard.
BLEEKER
It does?
Juno presses Bleeker's hand against her belly.
BLEEKER
Wizard!
JUNO
I think it's because my heart starts
pounding when I see you.
BLEEKER
Mine too.
JUNO
Basically, I'm completely smitten
with you, and I don't care if I'm
making an ass out of myself right
now, because you've seen me make an
ass out of myself a million times,
and you still want to be my friend.
BLEEKER
Well, yeah. You're the best friend
I've ever had, even when you're being
kind of evil.
JUNO
That's all I need from you. That's
more than I could ever ask for. You're
just golden, dude.
BLEEKER
Can we make out now?
JUNO
Okay.
You know, I've been thinking. I'm
really sorry I was such a huge bitch
to you. You didn't deserve that. You
never deserve any of the poo I unload
on you.
BLEEKER
You know it's okay.
JUNO
Also, I think I'm in love with you.
BLEEKER
What, you mean as friends?
JUNO
No, for real. I think you are the
coolest person I've ever met. And
you don't even have to try.
BLEEKER
I try really hard, actually...
JUNO
No, you're naturally smart. You always
think of the funniest things to do.
Remember when you passed me that
postcard during Spanish class, and
it was addressed like, "Junebug
MacGuff, Row 4, Third Seat From the
Blackboard"? And it said, "I'm having
fun in Barcelona -- wish you were
here"? That was hilarious.
BLEEKER
I was just bored. I only think school
is awesome like, 80% of the time.
JUNO
Plus, you're the only person who
doesn't stare at my stomach all the
fucking time. You actually look at
my face. And every time I look at
you, the baby starts kicking me super
hard.
BLEEKER
It does?
Juno presses Bleeker's hand against her belly.
BLEEKER
Wizard!
JUNO
I think it's because my heart starts
pounding when I see you.
BLEEKER
Mine too.
JUNO
Basically, I'm completely smitten
with you, and I don't care if I'm
making an ass out of myself right
now, because you've seen me make an
ass out of myself a million times,
and you still want to be my friend.
BLEEKER
Well, yeah. You're the best friend
I've ever had, even when you're being
kind of evil.
JUNO
That's all I need from you. That's
more than I could ever ask for. You're
just golden, dude.
BLEEKER
Can we make out now?
JUNO
Okay.
yer. i just watched juno. loved.it.
wicked. :)
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