gaduh-gaduh sayang??

Hello folks!macam annoying kan, 4 days gone? OMG. back to school/work. confirm semua dah takde mood. yes, including yours sincerely, but watever.

show of hands, siapa pergi beach (picnic, bbq, memotek dll)? well I did.and it was a hell load of gerek fun, what with the wet weather and everything. best!

i totally LOVE family outings/gatherings. because like what lidya said "Kakak, isn't our family the best family on earth?" Haha. I can vouch for that. To each his own, tak yah nak debate hokay :P

First up was a trip to Batam. Too short to shop. Hah! I did bought a $12 Nike watch though. Hurhur. Food was superb, made me reminisce about those days in Nongsa Point Marina waaaaaay back.

Then, a hassle-free BBQ the next day. why hassle-free? coz everything was ordered online.Thanks Aunt! We should do that girls, online.when's our next bbq anyways?

As usual, Zim bought his besties, whom we have roped in as part of our family (that rawks). Yan sayang and Khai, our new cousins, thanks for the great company!

Here's an interesting incident that happened.

The cousins (including new ones) were happily playing heart attack. OK fine, we didn't realise the time. Radio's playing GREAT songs. We were busy passing cards when our lead actor came up to us. (jeng jeng jeng) be prepared to read a real-life incident about the malays. (WAH)

Oh before that, the actors & actresses:
Us (cousins and sis's friends) as Cool People (CP)
Pakcik as Tak Pakai Otak (TPO)
Makcik as Tak Sayang Mulut (TSM)

CP tengah excited. Almost everyone tgh tahan their pee. Really.

CP: Cepat lah, pass card.. OI!pass lah...

TPO came up to us from behind. Mind you, our beloved parents were talking at the other table;right beside us.
TPO pointing at watch. Muka tengah officially busok, confirm mengigau.

TPO: Awak ni semua tahu tak dah jam berapa?Nampak tak orang semua tengah tidur. (points to our right) Mereka semua nak tidur. (points to our left) Tu orang tua duduk kerusi roda tengah tidur. Kita semua orang Melayu kan..
CP:Hoookaaaay. (dalam hati: Ape kena siak?Melayu? WHAT?)EH PEGI TUTUP RADIO.
CP:Ni public place aper.
TPO:Public pun. Orang Melayu macam gini? Ketawa sana sini. Awak tengok sekeliling ada orang Cina?
CP:Tak payah babitkan Melayu semua dalam hal ni lah Cik.
CP: (berbual dalam bahasa Inggeris) Yes, we're making noise. Because we're enjoying. This is a public place. We're having fun at our own confinement. Bukan buat bising kat tempat pakcik.

OK PEOPLE. THIS PART TAK BOLEH ANGKAT!!! BOLEH JADI SCRIPT CERITA P.RAMLEE.

TPO: Oh, macam gini yang awak fikir. Kalau gitu, awak duduk dalam botol lah. (tangan tgh tunjuk shape botol)
CP:Apa ni pakcik? BOTOL?Pakcik lah masuk dalam botol! Kalau pakcik tak boleh tahan, pakcik balik rumah lah, tidur kat rumah. Kan senyap.

TPO walks away. maybe he felt stupid. come on, botol? Buat lawak antarabangsa ke?

CP stopped playing for a moment. CP, TPO and TSM bertentang mata. CP decided to continue playing. For the record, belum ada orang yang heart-attack.

TSM: (in a loud and crystal, botol-like clear voice) Ni lah semua mak bapak tak ajar.

THAT'S IT. ONCE U INVOLVE THE PARENTS, THERE'S NO TURNING BACK. aper lagi, CP terus meradang plus sarcastic. hey we're pros like that.

CP:Aper ni Cik? mak-bapak semua masuk?
Bapak CP: SHHH jangan. nanti kalau papa join, lagi teruk. (ok now we know where we got our pai-kia temper from haha!)

CP: Jom ah gi toilet. Ambik botol semua, sorang satu, try to masuk dalam!! (act jer padahal to clean ourselves heh)

ok end of story. Bedek ah kalau kita kata we kept quiet after that. NO way. We laughed and even played new games through the night. Best kan sakitkan hati orang?Hell we paid $20 for the pit, for our space. Not like SOME people who just SAT on the benches inFRONT of us.Lampu tu pun, lampu dari lampost kita. Tu pun banyak songeh. Dah tu, takut kena bantai per, cabut after that. Kentals.

With that, I end my entry. Leave u guys to think about the matter. Kalau korang imagine the scenario lagi best.Sumpah. And I realized from this incident that my temper has cooled down a great lot. I have my boys to thank for that. If not, he would have the pleasure of meeting Queen Bitch. Yes I’ll shoot my mouth off like a train.

Please remember, kalau nak gaduh, jangan babitkan mak-bapak. Kalau nak buat bising, please,
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just masuk dalam botol :)

Muahahaha.

Much love,
Shikin